Me : You know your recent comic with Mistral grabbing Raiden's crotch?
I actually expected Raiden to not react at all.... he flinches in surprise.....then looks down.....looks at mistral......looks down again......Looks back up at Mistral
"yeah, I miss it too"
Mistral gives him a sad pat on the shoulder.
Then all the cyborg dudes go to a bar and commiserate on being dickless losers...... Sam is not invited.
Cyborgraptor: "dickless survivor anonymous"
Me: They might be at each others throats....but every Thursday evening.... Sundowner, Monsoon, Raiden and the Desparado guards all go to their support group.....sit in a circle and talk about how they're coping.
Cyborgraptor: "sometimes I get phantom feels there"
"and then i look down and it's not there"
"and then i become sad"
Me: "thank you for sharing Mr. Sundowner"
+the circle applauds+
"Mr. Raiden would you like to share anything today?"
Cyborgraptor: Raiden begins crying as soon as his name is mentioned
Everyone reaches over and pats him on the shoulder.....
Cyborgraptor: and holds hands
Me: Sundowner offers an unbashed hug.
Cyborgraptor: THEN SAM BURSTS IN
LAUGHS AT ALL OF THEM AND LEAVES
GIVING THE TAUNT AS HE LEAVES
Me: GROUP TACKLE
SAM DIES TONIGHT
Those be neuterin' blades
Raiden "I can Fix that...."
Cyborgraptor: "quick someone hold Sam down"
Me: "His attitude isn't the only thing that needs afixin'"
Cyborgraptor: 2 many neuter jokes
Me: : Okay....but good god..... i love the idea of support groups..... there HAS to be cyborg support groups....to help with issues, raise money for member repairs.....help with legal issues, support for the balless
("raise money for member repairs" Oh I hope you planned that wording, well done.)
Every time I go to "Raiden" tag I read your silly exchanges with their nerd pattern I can't even play the game seriously, partly because of these ideas are circulating in my mind while playing. Also, despite the fact your exchanges are silly, they, for most of them, are triggered by factors present in the game(s).
I hope if they ever do MGR2, they will make Raiden capable to crouch; Dickless cyborgs should have the right to teabag no matter what. It is the symbol of the winner on every figthing/war games.
(You can at least teabag as Bladewolf.)
They should incorporate a gun on their non-civilian version cyborg crotch, it would turn that empty area into something useful.
Please, keep on. ù____ù